CBS really wants me on TV. That's their aim. My aim is to have an all-gay sitcom someday, with heterosexuals as token guest stars. Let them be the next-door neighbors for a change.

While we dance in the streets and pat ourselves on the back for being a nation great enough to reach beyond racial divides to elect our first African-American president let us not forget that we remain a nation still proudly practicing prejudice.

I'm sure there's going to be some material from This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I usually use that song to just introduce myself to the audience, although the patter in between the song is always different.

Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise.

I guess a drag queen's like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect.

In London they don't like you if you're still alive.

Always admit when you're wrong. You'll save thousands in therapy... and a few friendships too.