What looks absolutely fabulous in rehearsal can fall flat in front of an audience. The audience dictates what you do or don't change.

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.

A musical takes two to five years. You have to love it to put in the years.

I guess a drag queen's like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect.

To make positive change requires lasting commitment, lasting commitment requires measurable targets, measurable targets requires detailed action plans, detailed action plans requires a goal you desire, desire requires a positive attitude to change your life, and the option to change your life requires WORK. Byron Pulsifer, from Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life?

How time flies when you're doin all the talking.

But I'm not adverse to the idea of Torch Song as a musical. It would just be different. Because the play will always be there exactly as it was, and in a musical you could tell a lot of the story through songs.