Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.
I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.
Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.
I've played everything but a harp.
When I was 8 years old, I knew what I was going to be—an actress.
Why should I complain about making $700 a week playing a maid? If I didn't, I'd be making $7 a week being one.