The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the Star Wars prequels.

People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.

That’s sort of a cliché about parents. We all believe that our children are the most beautiful children in the world. But the thing is, what no one really talks about is the fact that we all really believe it.

I usually approach things with the idea that I will take something out of everything I do.

There are certain sacred things in my life that I would never talk about. Because they are clear in my head, I can walk freely around the opposite side. I keep them completely separate in my mind.

The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the Star Wars prequels.

Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing.