But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Oysters are more beautiful than any religion... There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.