About once every six months someone notifies me that Lucy and Desi Arnaz are separating.

In Hollywood gratitude is Public Enemy Number One.

I got around a lot, and lots of people talked to me. I salted down stories by the barrel load.

I wasn't allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he's gone no one has been able to shut me up.

Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

Lucille Ball hates the color of her hair, too, and says `I should wear a sign on my chest saying I hate it, but Technicolor demands it.'

You had to stand in line to hate him.