About once every six months someone notifies me that Lucy and Desi Arnaz are separating.

Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

The geniuses who conduct the motion-picture business killed glamour when they decided that what the public wanted was not dream stuff, from which movies used to be made, but realism.

I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it`s a conversation piece.

Ann Sothern's dressing room...was unbelievably lush and beautiful. More elegant than many homes I've been in.

TV by and large has become a dime-store business so far as creativity and talent are concerned. The half-hour and sixty-minute series rattle off the production lines like cans of beans, with an occasional dab of ham inside.

You had to stand in line to hate him.