TV by and large has become a dime-store business so far as creativity and talent are concerned. The half-hour and sixty-minute series rattle off the production lines like cans of beans, with an occasional dab of ham inside.

Press agent - a man who hitches his braggin' to a star.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it`s a conversation piece.

Lucille Ball hates the color of her hair, too, and says `I should wear a sign on my chest saying I hate it, but Technicolor demands it.'

No matter what you say about the town, and anything you say probably is true, there's never been another like it.

In Hollywood gratitude is Public Enemy Number One.