Hollywood was always heartbreak town, though most of the world fancied it to be Shangri-La, King Solomon's mines, and Fort Knox rolled into one big ball of 24-karat gold.

I think Lilyan (Tashman) is one of the most amusing people I know but I believe she dresses in too flamboyant a manner. Where some women wear one or two diamond clasps, she wears four!

About once every six months someone notifies me that Lucy and Desi Arnaz are separating.

Ann Sothern's dressing room...was unbelievably lush and beautiful. More elegant than many homes I've been in.

In this life you can take poverty, you can take failure, you can take the big things; it's the little griefs that destroy you inside.

Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

You had to stand in line to hate him.