Dirt makes a man look masculine. Let your hair blow in the wind, and all that. It's OK. All you have to do is look neat when you have to look neat.

Men are fine, love is fine, it's marriage I'm a little disappointed in.

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company, comforts and inspires.

I don't believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth. If I didn't, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.