I win because I learned years ago that scared money always loses. I never care, so I win.

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office.

The public pays and feels it is entitled to participate in the personal affairs of a performer.

My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

All creative people want to do the unexpected.

If I were to name my favorite pastime, I'd have to say talking about myself. I love it and I think most other people do too. We need, people like us, more listeners and less talkers.