The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.

I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why he was so popular. To me his voice was just a gimmick.

I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was.