Men are fine, love is fine, it's marriage I'm a little disappointed in.

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a glass of water over his head.

I don't believe in life after death. But I do believe in some grinding destiny that watches over us on earth. If I didn't, the safety valve would give and the boiler would explode.

Most children turn out badly because they have the wrong parental image. This doesn't mean their parents are criminal. It means they are boring and cruel.

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office.

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.