I would tell anyone who wants something from someone else to feign not wanting it. People are perverse. If you show great affection to them, they'll run the other way.

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

I would tell anyone who wants something from someone else to feign not wanting it. People are perverse. If you show great affection to them, they'll run the other way.

Would you believe I was a famous star? It's the truth.

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.

I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much.