The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, producer, leading man; and you are a star if you sleep with each of them in that order. Crude, but true.

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.

My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.

I was born an only child in Vienna, Austria. My father found hours to sit by me by the library fire and tell fairy stories.

I'm a sworn enemy of convention. I despise the conventional in anything, even the arts.