Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

I remember all too well the premiere of Ecstasy when I watched my bare bottom bounce across the screen and my mother and father sat there in shock.

Men are fine, love is fine, it's marriage I'm a little disappointed in.

Would you believe I was a famous star? It's the truth.

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.