I spend far too much time on eBay buying lamps and upholstery remnants.

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

I think what can be most shameful or embarrassing is when our bodies broadcast a secret we'd prefer no one to know. This is why I hate rashes, in particular face rashes.

If I can just stop being so stressed out, maybe my cancer will get better! This is far less scary than treating a disease of unknown etiology.

I like playing with a popular cliché and making it my own by half-embracing it, half-disemboweling it.

I go through life now reminding myself to remember something, and I do this while that something is happening. I'll be experiencing a moment and I'll say to myself, "Remember this!" Otherwise my whole life just blurs by.

When you are expending much energy on someone else's demise, it's like you weaken your psychic immune system.