I had a nightmare that I slept without my nose tape on thank God it wasn't true!

I should have known growing up and not having any money ever that I should have kept every dollar that I had.

You don't choose who you love.

How do you get rid of hiccups? Drink water upside-down and put a pencil in your mouth. Is that possible?

I mean, if you need a minute to yourself, you aren't going to get it, but you just have to realize it's what you signed up for, because those difficult moments are what make for a much better show.

During The Hills, we were not allowed to wear outfits twice, so I asked [MTV] to supply me with a wardrobe, but apparently I had to buy it all myself.

MTV wanted to downplay our lifestyles and pretend we weren't getting the checks that we actually were, so I think that was the blurry line between the lives we were really living and the lives that they wanted us to live, and things like that.