Oh, that ludicrous virile earnestness!

Behind every word a whole world is hidden that must be imagined.

I don't trust Catholics," I said, "because they take advantage of you." "And Protestants?" he asked with a laugh. "I loathe the way they fumble around with their consciences." "And atheists?" He was still laughing. "They bore me because all they ever talk about is God.

If the dead could speak there would be no more war.

An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.

I am a clown...and I collect moments.

Strangely enough I like the kind to which I belong: people.