I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death.

Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.

Laughter is wholesome. God is not so dull as some people make out. Did not He make the kitten to chase its tail.

Oh, what lies there are in kisses.

It is extremely difficult for a Jew to be converted, for how can he bring himself to believe in the divinity of - another Jew?

Like a great poet, Nature produces the greatest results with the simplest means. These are simply a sun, trees, flowers, water and love.

God has given us speech in order that we may say pleasant things to our friends, and tell bitter truths to our enemies.