Childhood is a short season.

Our house was always filled with dogs... They helped make our house a kennel, it is true, but the constant patter of their filthy paws and the dreadful results of their brainless activities have warmed me throughout the years.

Egocentrics are attracted to the inept. It gives them one more excuse for patting themselves on the back.

All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all.

Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single day's work an achievement for eternity.

When it comes to staying tuned: if you rest, you rust.

An actress always knows when she's hit it and mostly you haven't; but once or twice I think I hit it right, so maybe that's good enough for one life.