Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
Helen ThomasThe day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is another liar... I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does.
Helen ThomasI've always felt privileged to cover the White House and to have that ringside seat to history
Helen Thomas