I censored myself for 50 years when I was a reporter. Now I wake up and ask myself, 'Who do I hate today?'

You're only as good as your last story.

As a reporter having covered him for eight years in the White House, I am sure the media could have done a better job if we had known the real Ronald Reagan.

American journalism's crazy old aunt in the attic.

This is the worst President ever. He [George W. Bush] is the worst President in all of American history.

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

We in the press have a special role since there is no other institution in our society that can hold the President accountable. I do believe that our democracy can endure and prevail only if the American people are informed.