The presidential news conference is indispensable because it is the only forum in our society where you can be questioned on a regular basis and held accountable.

You don't spread democracy through the barrel of a gun.

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

If you want to be President, decide it at the age of five, and then live accordingly.

I love my work, and I think that I was so lucky to pick a profession where it's a joy to go to work every day.

I had a lot of fun bantering back and forth with Kennedy. But for ease and comfort, it would be Gerald Ford. He was a down-home type. I came from the Midwest and he came from the Midwest. He was nonaggressive and kindly.

Life is too short to drink the house wine.