Truman fired the popular Gen. Douglas MacArthur because he disobeyed orders in the Korean War. Johnson knew that he had reached the endgame in Vietnam when Gen. William Westmoreland, the top commander in Vietnam, requested 240,000 more troops in 1968 for the prolonged war that also could not be won.

I was in Independence, Missouri when Johnson signed the Medicare bill, with Truman standing there. Truman had first proposed Medicare, but couldn't get it through.

I respect the office of the presidency, but I never worship at the shrines of our public servants...The Washington press corps has the privilege of asking the president of the United States what he is doing and why.

I hit the third rail. You cannot criticize Israel in this country and survive.

You didn't tell a lie, you just left a big hole in the truth.

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

This is the worst President ever. He [George W. Bush] is the worst President in all of American history.