Because I sleep with him he asked me to audition, you know?
No, I can never rely on Tim to make me pretty.
I liked pretending to be other people: I could reinvent myself, reinvent my own reality.
People say, "You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous". Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.
With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town.
I'm often criticised for what I wear. That's my main label in the press now: disastrous dresser!