When I was young I had so many inferiority complexes. I had an inferiority complex because I didn’t go to university. I had an inferiority complex because I didn’t train. Then it gets tiring. And you do get bored of it.

I was a mixture of being incredibly old for my age and incredibly backwards. I was born quite old, but then I stopped growing. I lived with my mum and dad till I was 30.

Be yourself. No one else can.

I don't think kids have a problem with death. It's us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened.

I do think imperfection's underrated.

Not only was it nearly impossible to hear because of these huge rubber ears we had to wear, but we also had these huge furry hands which were absolutely useless, especially if you had to scratch yourself.

I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. I was very, very well behaved and boring.