And for that one moment of freedom you have to listen to all that love crap... it drive me nuts sometimes... I want to kick them out immediately... I do now and then. But that doesn't keep them away. They like it, in fact. The less you notice them the more they chase after you. There's something perverse about women... they're all masochists at heart.

I think someday you're going to be a great writer," he said. "But" he added maliciously, "first you'll have to suffer a bit. I mean really suffer, because you don't know what the word means yet. You only think you've suffered. You've got to fall in love first.

Surely every one realizes, at some point along the way, that he is capable of living a far better life than the one he has chosen.

I don't know whether you've ever had a woman eat an apple while you were doing it. Well, you can imagine how that affects you.

Surrealism is merely the reflection of the death process. It is one of the manifestations of a life becoming extinct, a virus which quickens the inevitable end.

Everything hinges on how you look at things

either you take in believing in miracles or you stand still like the hummingbird.