I would like to get out to the region in the Caspian sea. I would like to go there. I would like to get to Darfur. I would like to get to Khartoum in Northern Sudan. I would like to get to Zimbabwe. I would like to go back to North Korea, if I could. I would like to go to Yemen. I would like to get to Kashmir. Most of those destinations I will get to.

A text conversation is a short exchange of often grossly truncated language that corresponds to a thought made all the more shallow by the process.

Cynicism is only intellectual sloth.

I have not the smarts or patience for political office.

Rock is ironic in that, up to a certain point, you can get better and better at it if you don't mind possibly looking more and more ridiculous.

There is no place in the world like Australia. Not even its beautiful neighbor New Zealand.

I hate it when men go to strip bars. It lowers the rest of us that know if a man has to pay to see a woman naked, he is a loser and probably should get weeded out.