This is my 25th year of being on stage. A lot of people who I kind of toed up to the starting line with are no longer in this position. I feel very, very lucky.

It's always been impressive to me when someone can really do what they want onstage. The audience has confidence in the performer and the performer has confidence in the crowd.

'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse.

Life is weird, great and dangerous.

Love heals scars love left

I will never say the things that I want to say to you. I know the damage it would do. I love you more than I hate my loneliness and pain.

Sleep is for squares.