The more I learn about Mr. Romney, the less there is to admire.

I like how I write better than how I speak.

I don't have many friends so the phone doesn't ring and no one's asking me to go out and go dancing with them.

America's foreign policy lacks the backbone to do the right thing in Afghanistan - which is leave.

The only thing worse than the Pastor Terry Jones scheduled Koran burning is the fact that he canceled the proposed event.

I always found the Chicago audience to be a smart, fast-moving, violent and cheerful lot, and it's always good to be back.

The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.