It is you who makes me see what I really am.

Football is at least as 'gay' as rugby, Greco-Roman wrestling and the film '300.'

I just want to be able to stand up straight for a little while before I get cut down.

Michele Bachmann is always a great person to go to for an opinion about anything. She has a very active and interesting mind.

If I were a doctor, I would prescribe that you addict yourself deeply and irrevocably to music and never, ever seek cure outside of more music. It really is the best drug available.

We humans are hard to deal with. We are a loud, complex and demanding bunch. Often, we are best dealt with from a safe distance and for only brief periods of time. This could be why a lot of marriages fail.

In the theory of evolution there is no talk of God and no Bibles are used. They're not looking for higher powers, extraterrestrials, or anything else that could be found in the science fiction section, because they are not dealing with fiction.