When I think of Mick Jagger still singing that he can't get any satisfaction in over forty years of being in the Rolling Stones, I have to conclude that he's either lying or not all that bright.

After... The seas have dried out The trains have come to a shrieking holt The hounds of the abyss cease to howl The prisons have closed their doors The pigs have no one to arrest except themselves The drugs no longer have an effect When it's all over All I'll remember is you

Every politician, every president gets votes by getting people that don't like him to like him. That's why politicians are slippery: because they talk out of both sides of their mouth.

Break from self rejection, try some introspection.

I got my heart broken. My spirit got shattered and mutilated. I will not be coming back from this. I don’t want to.

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

Guns are part of the American identity.