I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen.

Not that the writers weren't good. I believe in those books and those writers very much. It's just that in the climate it's really hard to keep the lights on and the doors open when you're selling poetry and literature that appeals to a fringe audience.

I think politicians get hamstrung by the nature of politics when the private sector can really do great things.

Some people tell me that they like what I do, which is great, of course. The perfect irony and truth is that I need them much more than they need me.

The average is the borderline that keeps mere men in their place. Those who step over the line are heroes by the very act. Go.

Fish is the only kind of respirating thing that I consume. Everything else I don't want any part of.

I'm usually busy - if you call me at the house, I get about four phone calls there a year - I'm usually running around the house with a pen in my mouth holding onto something, folding it, or doing something to it, and it's always a bad time.