There's a lot of mountain climbers trapped inside of bodies of people behind the counter at Kinko's.

'Fox News' will one day come to an end. Led Zeppelin will not. It's as simple as that.

While they flail about, you will remain calm in the knowledge that you possess strength from within.

All my big heroes are literary, writers.

No child asks to get born, so when they are here, they should be shielded from any possible horror.

Imagine someone so infatuated by a band that they have every different pressing of every album the band made. Most of the time, the only difference in the album is the matrix number or a different 'made in' notation on the back cover or label. This is enough to make some people extremely excited. Actually, much more than excited.

Most Americans are very cool people.