Half of life is up - the other half is dealing with it.

I get tired of talking when I want to be silent.

I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds

I'm mellower now, I'm over 50. But I don't think I'm too mellow. I'm still angry at a lot of things.

When you put yourself in environments that continually test you, that's where all the good stories come from. That's where the jokes come from is from the shitty parts.

I never think of what it's going to be like later. I only think in the present tense. The only time I think backwards is when I have to reissue something.

Every politician, every president gets votes by getting people that don't like him to like him. That's why politicians are slippery: because they talk out of both sides of their mouth.