I can't remember that I ever had just a minute of stage fright.

Gay people don't have a personality problem. They have a problem with small-minded motherfuckers who can't conquer a 1-inch high curb.

No child asks to get born, so when they are here, they should be shielded from any possible horror.

Don't go to summer camp. Bury your parents in the backyard and have the place to yourself.

My feelings for you shame me into silence.

You can find me in the frozen mood section.

To combat the confusion and depression that assault me when I come off the road in the middle of a tour, I seek the most oblivionated music possible. When it's the 'way out there' that I seek, I go right to my stash of amazing music from Japan.