No child asks to get born, so when they are here, they should be shielded from any possible horror.

If some band sucks, you're going to have to find out about it for yourself, because I don't have the interest in issuing warnings.

All I can do is just do stuff while I am alive and hopefully that track record will speak for itself.

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

I have come to the conclusion that it's a waste of time to have too much pride in anything. Perhaps it's good to have a sense of duty, a jealous zeal to protect or improve, but pride ultimately is only that which stands vulnerable to offense and degradation.

Don't hide behind the Constitution or the Bible. If you're against gay marriage, just be honest, put a scarlet 'H' on your shirt, and say, 'I am a homophobe!'

When you're holding people's attention, I feel you must give them high-quality ingredients. They deserve nothing but your best. And if they need information, get it, cross-check it, and try to be right. Do not waste their time; do not enjoy the ego trip of being onstage.