I got three letters today telling me that I'm god. Why can't I pay the rent?

I think Naomi Klein was very astute with her book 'Shock Doctrine.' We make money on disaster.

The idea that any performer type is owed anything is a joke to me.

I was in Pakistan in Islamabad when Bhutto was assassinated, and the next day, you know, there's just plumes of smoke everywhere. I mean, Islamabad is on fire.

I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented.

America is a rough room and you don't know what might come your way, so you have to be prepared for almost anything.

A lot of Americans don't have a passport, never will have a passport. Not only will they not travel, they don't want to travel.