I have healthy disagreements with political parties I'm not aligned with, but I don't think it should be to the point where we're cursing and trying to strangle each other.

Consumerism is at once the engine of America and simultaneously one of the most revealing indicators of our collective shallowness.

As far as what people think of me, maybe my stuff should just be put online for free downloads when I'm gone.

Have you ever heard the expression 'one hot mess?' I think the term was custom-made for the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford.

Nothing brings people together more, than mutual hatred.

No such thing as spare time, no such thing as free time, no such thing as down time. All you got is life time. Go.

I've been on 'Jay Leno,' and everyone likes Jay, but being on that show is a really boring afternoon. I sincerely like Jay, but I wouldn't want his job, because I'd have to interview Kathy Ireland, and there's nothing there I'd want to know.