I'm a recognizable person and some people feel the need for some reason to take me to task. You're really messing with the wrong person on that one.

I don't cuss in songs. It's too easy.

Don't go to summer camp. Bury your parents in the backyard and have the place to yourself.

After having read a lot of fiction, literature, whatever you want to call it, from Wolfe to Houellebecq, I think you have to have an understanding and insight of the human condition that is informed and motivated by a desire to immerse yourself in the human world and bring these stories to bear.

Sarah Palin embarrasses herself almost immediately upon opening her mouth to speak or upon moving her fingers to send messages to her dull flock.

Every summer, around late July and into August, I find myself in Europe, performing at any festival that will have me.

We all learn lessons in life. Some stick, some don't. I have always learned more from rejection and failure than from acceptance and success.