In my bright, utopian future world, they will hand out college educations like cups of water at the end of the L.A. Marathon.

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my office.

When someone asks you, 'What's punk?' my reply is, 'If you have to ask, you're never going to know.'

I don't mean to be arrogant and I really appreciate my fans but talking about what I am doing is not something I'm good at. I do what I do and that's it. I want to get back to my work and do more of it instead of talking about it.

I'm mellower now, I'm over 50. But I don't think I'm too mellow. I'm still angry at a lot of things.

Life is a hurdle and you'll never clear it. Death is the end of the ride and you fear it.

All of the things that the bible warns you of being: jealous, covetous, murderous, selfish, etc., that's kind of how humans are.