In my bright, utopian future world, they will hand out college educations like cups of water at the end of the L.A. Marathon.

I mean Black Flag happened. I was lucky. I don't think I could have put together something with one percent of that oomph on my own.

Shirley Sherrod seems like a good and dedicated person.

'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse.

There's tons of junk food for your mind on the Internet. You can sit there for three or 10 or 20 hours a day getting in online arguments with other people who also choose to waste their time.

If you listen to 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised,' by Gil Scott-Heron, that album is dripping with rage.

I do a lot of stuff for free anyway. Like a lot of people who you see who don't need money. Mick Jagger - he needs money? He just likes to go sing Satisfaction every night. If I wrote that song I probably would do it too.