You can't right the wrongs because you'll never understand the cause and you'll be too busy dodging the effect.

Sitting in a room, alone, listening to a CD is to be lonely. Sitting in a room alone with an LP crackling away, or sitting next to the turntable listening to a song at a time via 7-inch single is enjoying the sublime state of solitude.

August, the summer's last messenger of misery, is a hollow actor.

I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. I am just emerging from a battlefield strewn with dead trees and torn shreds of brightly colored wrapping paper.

Early spring is the time for vigorous change, a preparation for the heat-driven oppression that is to come.

When the Iron doesn't want to come off the mat, it's the kindest thing it can do for you. If it flew up and went through the ceiling, it wouldn't teach you anything.

Smart people make good choices. They dig science and say 'no' to the invasion of sovereign nations for the pleasure of corporations.