Certainly, there are huge, multiplatinum bands whose singers command their audience's attention. Sadly, much of the time they have little to say.

Don't go to summer camp. Bury your parents in the backyard and have the place to yourself.

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my office.

I think marriage is a boring and fault-ridden contractual obligation.

More and more, journalism seems to have hopped out of Truth's pocket and crept into another.

For me, returning to Los Angeles annihilates the memories of where I have just been with an astonishing speed.

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?