I know that collector types can be a pain in the neck and seem perpetually frozen in time - or at least in their parents' basement - but someone has to look out for the past, lest it slip away forever.

If I'm in L.A. for longer than 20 days, I'm looking for work, because I don't do vacations.

I’m packed with broken glass and memories and it all hurts.

Michele Bachmann is always a great person to go to for an opinion about anything. She has a very active and interesting mind.

Life is weird, great and dangerous.

I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. I am just emerging from a battlefield strewn with dead trees and torn shreds of brightly colored wrapping paper.

The opportunity to write for the 'L.A. Weekly' has been one of the better breaks that has come my way in a long time.