Somewhere someone is thinking of you. Someone is calling you an angel. This person is using celestial colors to paint your image. Someone is making you into a vision so beautiful that it can only live in the mind.

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

If I could go to Kabul and not die, I would go back to Afghanistan as soon as I could. And, that was the most interesting place that I've been to.

You always know the mark of a coward. A coward hides behind freedom. A brave person stands in front of freedom and defends it for others.

The best revenge is to always survive yourself.

No magic. I do believe you might have taken it all with you when you went away.

As far as what people think of me, maybe my stuff should just be put online for free downloads when I'm gone.