perfection. I have been waiting all my life to be with you. My heart slams against my ribs when I think of the slaughtered nights I spent all over the world waiting to feel your touch.

I'd love to talk to Janeane Garafalo or Randi Rhodes or Stephanie Miller from Air America. I'm an Air American junkie; I listen to them every day.

A man came up to me the other day and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks. So you know what I did? I walked by him like he didn't even exist.

I wonder if the guy at the gun store would give me a discount on the bullets I'll need if I told him what I was up to.

The average is the borderline that keeps mere men in their place. Those who step over the line are heroes by the very act. Go.

I have been an XL fan of Devo since I was in high school in the 1970s. Their records only sound better with time.

If you really want a true confrontation, you treat your opponent with respect.