Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet.

Luckily for me, I genuinely like my audience. They really are a good bunch.

Most of the writers I like just intimidate and humble me but in that there's a good deal of inspiration to be had as well.

A country that has been through as much as Vietnam has to have some crazy music somewhere.

Human beings should not be reduced to a state to where they almost get into a fight over a small bar of soap.

Change is hard, but change is good.

I think marriage is a boring and fault-ridden contractual obligation.