Life is a hurdle and you'll never clear it. Death is the end of the ride and you fear it.

Half of life is up - the other half is dealing with it.

All I have is me. Over-worked, under-appreciated, middle-aged, and shriveled up.

Friends come and go but 200lbs is always 200lbs.

I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like, just turn me on.

Nowadays, the media have to be there to keep you from asking too many questions, from getting together with other people who might want to do the Jeffersonian thing and call out the government.

My understanding of first-degree murder is that premeditation needs to be proven.