Prayer is often an argument of laziness: "Lord, my temper gives me a vast deal of inconvenience, and it would be a great task for me to correct it; and wilt thou be pleased to correct it for me, that I may get along easier?" If prayer was answered under such circumstances, independent of action of natural laws, it would be paying a premium on indolence.
Henry Ward BeecherThere is no slave out of heaven like a loving woman; and of all loving women, there is no such slave as a mother.
Henry Ward BeecherSome people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
Henry Ward Beecher