Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.

Brethren, we are all sailing home; and by and by, when we are not thinking of it, some shadowy thing (men call it death), at midnight, will pass by, and will call us by name, and will say, "I have a message for you from home; God wants you; heaven waits for you.

Newspapers are to the body politic what arteries are to the human body, their function being to carry blood and sustenance and repair to every part of the body.

No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.

The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than the editorial columns are.

A world without a Sabbath would be like a man without a smile, like summer without flowers, and like a homestead without a garden. It is the most joyous day of the week.

No man can tell another his faults so as to benefit him, unless he loves him.